"You're single and pregnant...so.....

“You’re single and pregnant…so…
”I’m single and pregnant. Translated means, not married, one name on my lease. And no, the father didn’t bronze my pee stick. He’s my hot friend that I’ve slept with, here and there, heavy emphasis on the here and there for the last fourteen years. We tried the traditional dating and never lasted for more than a month, yet have a definite bond.. That everyone else talks about even when we’ve been oblivious. The morning after the night of the “deed” (feel free to insert a more graphic term suitable to your imagination and taste) I called him and informed him that we had to cease and desist. (aka no more nookie nookie) He agreed and I called my best friend excited that we finally had agreed to leave each other alone.
A few weeks later the flashing preggers appeared on the digital stick. Contrary to what you might think up to this point, I don’t advise single parenthood as a first choice. Any mother will tell you motherhood is a dual position in an optimum environment. Going it alone requires a measure of insanity and fortitude not easily found in the female population, but readily available within me.
15 weeks into this pregnancy has been ideal and my emotions constant and cheerful thanks now to my love of everything food. Especially ranch dressing. I talk to the dad a little more often now, even discussing names and parenting styles. We don’t hate each other and he will be a present father, dare I say a wonderful dad. I’m not bothered by the stares or the silences that come with my announcement or the lack of real joy because of my single status. I’m 40 and thankfully haven’t worried too much about public opinion since tenth grade when I dropped the baton during the state championships in the 4 x400 relay. My exuberance doesn’t mean I lack fear or sadness, it only conveys what my mom has always told me..

”What you feel is most of what you are.”

And I feel blessed. Even single and pregnant.

beautiful. Funny? employed? Why are you SINGLE IN LA?

men are SCUURRRED... face it..if your chick is a quarter and you are used to dealing with south of the 10 dimes... and rusty nickels..

even a secure dude wonders...
why me?:
she likes you that's why. Of course men try to get at her..everyday all day..
Didn't you?
Beautiful chicks in Los Angeles, probably have dated an athlete, actor, singer or model or all of the above..( i'm three out of four)
not because she's a hoe..but because of the six month clause.
a beautiful chick's first six months in Hollywood..
is like a NBA draft players first year in the League..
except she doesn't have to spend any money.
Who's that? he says.
Who's that?
he says..
Can I take you to dinner? In Vancouver? Paris?
Really though...
So she picks the most sincere of the hims and
they" date" but it ends...
and now she has dated a Laker
and the single brother with the great job (aka the marriage material man)
and decent life who
sees her a few years later
remembers that feeling he had
sipping on his drink watching her
smile too much..
Most beautiful women are triple threats...
employed
beautiful
fill in the blank with another useful talent.
Ms Not quite as pretty as the beautiful chick will do
a WHOLE lot more of everything .
making mr So single in LA..see her as
the settle down type.
Can everyone take a page from Hova and B? Brad and Angelina?

"I got the baddest chick in
the game wearing my chain"

I think he's that man that wants more than a housewife.

Most beautiful women in LA want to cook and be your partner, your backbone,your co pilot, cheerleader, cook, fantasy, wife...

but men have to put the rearview mirror down..do an HONEST reality check of themselves..
date more than three times to see...layers....to hear what SHE is
it's really not that complicated.
really.
:)