Saturday, May 24, 2008

beautiful. Funny? employed? Why are you SINGLE IN LA?





men are SCUURRRED... face it..if your chick is a quarter and you are used to dealing with south of the 10 dimes... and rusty nickels..


even a secure dude wonders...
why me?:
she likes you that's why. Of course men try to get at her..everyday all day..
Didn't you?
Beautiful chicks in Los Angeles, probably have dated an athlete, actor, singer or model or all of the above..( i'm three out of four)
not because she's a hoe..but because of the six month clause.
a beautiful chick's first six months in Hollywood..
is like a NBA draft players first year in the League..
except she doesn't have to spend any money.
Who's that? he says.
Who's that?
he says..

Can I take you to dinner? In Vancouver? Paris?
Really though...
So she picks the most sincere of the hims and
they" date" but it ends...
and now she has dated a Laker
and the single brother with the great job (aka the marriage material man)
and decent life who
sees her a few years later
remembers that feeling he had
sipping on his drink watching her
smile too much..

Most beautiful women are triple threats...
employed
beautiful
fill in the blank with another useful talent.
Ms Not quite as pretty as the beautiful chick will do

a WHOLE lot more of everything .
making mr So single in LA..see her as
the settle down type.
Can everyone take a page from Hova and B? Brad and Angelina?

"I got the baddest chick in
the game wearing my chain"

I think he's that man that wants more than a housewife.


Most beautiful women in LA want to cook and be your partner, your backbone,your co pilot, cheerleader, cook, fantasy, wife...


but men have to put the rearview mirror down..do an HONEST reality check of themselves..
date more than three times to see...layers....to hear what SHE is
it's really not that complicated.
really.
:)

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